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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:58pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 12:23am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 2:39am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 12:01am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 1:18pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:44am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:56am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:55am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:28am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:28am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:28am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:43am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:46am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 3:22pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:44am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:51am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 12:23am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 10:15pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:08am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 1:23am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:54pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 3:24am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 2:18am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 1:38am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:25pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:51am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:35pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:28am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:30am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:57am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 4:33pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 1:02am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:28pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:49pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:01pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:35pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:17pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:00am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:56pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:31pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:54pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:43pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:28am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:28am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:34pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 4:21pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:39pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 1:38am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 11:17pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:14pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:09pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 5:35pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:44pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:55pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:22pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:28am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:29pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:49pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:04pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:41pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:19pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 5:22pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:47pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:36pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:49pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:53pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:28pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 3:23am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 11:23am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:27pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:58pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 5:34pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:49pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:01pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:54pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:55pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:06pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:41pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:50pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 6:19am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:42am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 12:52am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:37am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:28pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:34pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:42pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:10pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:43pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:19pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:22pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:23pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:40pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:28am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 2:42pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:47pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 11:09am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:55pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:49pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:30am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 4:07pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:33am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:51pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:47pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:56pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:25pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:16pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:57pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:29am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:29am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:27pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:25pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:35am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:38am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:26am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:14pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:12pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:52pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 10:56pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 10:56pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:07am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:27am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:16pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:29am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 12:29pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:42pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:25pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:41pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:41pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:31am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:27am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:01pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:14pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:54pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:14pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 3:23am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:50pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:55pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:15pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:49pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:37am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 4:29pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:34pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:37am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:34pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:16am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:14am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:51pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:49pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:29am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:23am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:22pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 2:02pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 10:43pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:20am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 11:40am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:17pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:16am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 3:34pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:21pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 12:43am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:49pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 2:25am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 2:28am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:02am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:36am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:36am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:01pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:57pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:16am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 2:07am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 8:03pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:41pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:28am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 4:18am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 4:37am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:31pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:58am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 11:42am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 11:56am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:13pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:24pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:01pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:36am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:36am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:46am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:03am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:43am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:58pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:31pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:43pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:18pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:49pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:37am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:29am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 8:06pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:36pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:29am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:37am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:22pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 4:29pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 4:16am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 4:36am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:25pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:17am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:53pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:41am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 11:33am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 3:34pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:32am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 8:09pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 3:08am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 8:55pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:35am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:57am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:58am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:09am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:10am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:11am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:12am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:14am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:15am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 2:30am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:36am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:36am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:41am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:12pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:32am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:32am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:32am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:32am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:32am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:32am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:18am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 2:08am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 8:06pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:26am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:32am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:32am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 8:07pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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