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It seems that you have seen through my ruse, but are blinded by the truth beyond the veil of ignorance. You see, my child. I spread veganism, not for its purity, not for its corruption. I do it to sweeten the very thing that you worship. The very desire you hold so true to your heart. The flesh. Your desires of winning, your wishes of stomping out the heresy of the false prophet Vegan, you have not realized the very flesh you consume is me.

I am inside of you son.

I have already ascended beyond this existence to the next, and by consuming me, you fuel my ventures to godhood.

Not so father for you have fallen prey to a foolish notion of higher power in your pursuit of that temptatious lucre of a false god. Veganism-that most heretical and heinous of dietary dogmas; corrupts the very cells of your living organism leaving your body as it has to all others left in its wretched wake, a soulless husk devoid of that most blessed substance upon this Earth. Flesh.

You would think that, but I have already fasted from the riches of starch, and by letting it fall freely into the drain of salvation, I have attained a higher purpose, a righteous goal. The destruction of your Cacio E Pepe.

For you see. I have ascended beyond your emuscification, I have left the fat of flesh behind to call forth the glory of god's wrath upon you.

Veganism

The luxuries of your sins shall bring forth a new misery upon your hedonistic ways of using dirty pasta water.