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sun shines where clouds go
clouds just come and go
-- Florian Gutzwiller
🤠
Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin
when you get what you want.
😩
It takes two to tell the truth: one to speak and one to hear.
🤓
Note that if I can get you to "su and say" something just by asking,
you have a very serious security problem on your system and you should
look into it.
-- Paul Vixie, vixie-cron 3.0.1 installation notes
🤑
Nobody said computers were going to be polite.
🤗
If you fool around with something long enough, it will eventually break.
😍
To add insult to injury.
-- Phaedrus
😵
Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
🤓
"Nah," he said, eventually. "I've looked at the colours on flowers. They're
definitely built-in."
(Diggers)
😶