Sometimes I wonder how a man of your stature with such a cargo ship so fat it got stuck in the suez canal of an ass doesn't offset the worlds balance, sending us into a death spiral out of the solar system just because your dippy diaper dump truck of an ass looks so succulent.

i hate african americans

give me my uterus back

ive recently been diagnosed with genital herpes

herpity derpity perp cherp

herp a derp herp