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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:36pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:26am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:10am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:40pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:12am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:27am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:46am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:19am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:13am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:04am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:14am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:07am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:16am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:43am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:11am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:14am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:46am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:50am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:27am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:28am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:04am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:16am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:46am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:09am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:51am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:27am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:05am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:46am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:09am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:10am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 11:53am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:15pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:35am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 3:53pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 3:28pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:35am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 2:52pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:20pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:13pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:18am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:18pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:20pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:09am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 3:35pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:20am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:24am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:30am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:22pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:10pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:12pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:18am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:29am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:29am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 4:50am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:06pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:16am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:16am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:12pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:20am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:25am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:05am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 12:27pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 12:58pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:32am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:54pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:03pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:05am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:19am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:29am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:29am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:30am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:16am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:18am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:21pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:19am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:54pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:55pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:24am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:24am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:29am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 3:52am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 3:52am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:24am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:30am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:20am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:21am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:03am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:50am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:52pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:07pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:29am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:33am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:25am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:30am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:03pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:08am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:23am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:30am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 3:53am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:25am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:04am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:04am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:23am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:21am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:22am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:20am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:33am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 3:43am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 4:37am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:35am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 10:31pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:30am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 9:39pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:02am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 9:19am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:45pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:29am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:33am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:41am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:22pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:14pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:28am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:30pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:29am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:30am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:50am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 12:59pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:04am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:28am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:29am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:41am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:47pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:18am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 11:05am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:29am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:33am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:38am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:15pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:03am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:29am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:30am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:38am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:18am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 3:02am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:19am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 9:19am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:56am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:54pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:12am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:02am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:19am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:04pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:57pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:31am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:32am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:32am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:32am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:01pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:40pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:57pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:20pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:10pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:07pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:57pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:41am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:58pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:02pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:58pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:58pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:58pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:26pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:53pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:53pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:58pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:11pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:11pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:43pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:55pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:11am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:56pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:39pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:59pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:55pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:55pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:03pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:55pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:56pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:57pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:31am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:31am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:32am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:32am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:01pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:40pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:26pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:10pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:47pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:57pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:43am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:59pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:02pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:58pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:26pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:26pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:18pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:18pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:45pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:10pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:59pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:54pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:55pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:55pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:56pm



Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.