Was wondering how I was getting insta headshot then I looked at the rifle kills. GG

still crying

Who would've thought that a "Highlander" Sniper would get so butthurt after getting killed once?

whitest man to ever exist

I'm here to apply for Team Naples. I think I would be the perfect pick for your team. Not to brag, but I consider myself a pro. I have very good aim, game sense, and know all maps, like the back of my f0reskin, or however that saying goes. I will say that I think you need to seriously work on how you fundamentally play the game. You are complete ♥♥♥♥ and make me want to gouge my eyes out watching you "clutch." However, I think that can be corrected. Anyway, I think I'll go back to the main topic now, which is, of course, me wanting to apply to your team. Team Naples has been inactive but has stood the test of time. I respect your decision to not disband the team, and I think I am the change that you guys need. I highly consider you accepting my offer to join because, if anything, you need me more than I need you.

trade sent