Paladin Jackal
Tadonus   United States
 
 
I can date back to when I was 11-years-old. I'm minding my own business and I'm in a park. This guy, a stranger to me, takes a piece of gum out of his pocket. He puts it in his mouth and then he just throws the wrapper on the ground. He publicly litters. And I saw that! I had to see these things at a young age. Sure somebody came along, picked it up, and threw it in a trash can, but for the few moments where that sat on the ground and the law was violated in my neighborhood. We have chaos. We have anarchy at times in West Linn. There was years when my father didn't even make a-hundred-grand—or barely made a-hundred-grand—and sure we had a maid, but she only came twice a week. What do you think happened the other five days? You think those dishes washed themselves? You think those clothes got themselves in the hamper? My neighbors were twins. They got a Mercedes for their birthday but just one. They had to share that car. They had to share that car. Who gets to drive today? I had to see these things. You ask me about being a gangster? You haven’t seen the things I’ve seen. You haven’t been to the mean streets of West Linn, Oregon
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Paladin Jackal 27 Jan @ 7:51pm 
My maiden is, as pure as royalty
Your maiden is, lacking in loyalty

My pottage looks, quite delicious
Your pottage looks, quite suspicious

My heir is, as smart as a scholar
Your heir is, a no good brawler

My tunic is, made from fine textile
Your tunic is, lacking in style

My mare is, mighty and strong
Your mare sleeps, all day long

My fiefdom is, grand and abundant
Your fiefdom is, bland and redundant

My jester makes, me giggle with glee
Your jester makes, me wince at thee

My helmet can, shield me from many blows
You helmet can, protect less than pantyhose

My village is, quaint and prosperous
Your village is, simply preposterous

My sword can, defeat my foes with ease
Your sword can, slice only through cheese

My knights are, adept in bravery
Your knights are, quite unsavory

My dwelling is, quite cozy and warm
Your dwelling can’t, protect you from a rainstorm

My bard is, gifted with musical skill
You bard is, simply run of the mill
suLLy_ 7 Jan @ 5:51pm 
YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DAWG
Jordy 17 Apr, 2023 @ 3:56am 
+rep Your my hero!
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Magnet 19 Dec, 2021 @ 5:17pm 
very poggers :GachiVan: