Recent reviews by Chief Conkers

played this for 30 minutes and finally got rid of my girlfriend. Success!

Was killed by a small man dressed as a minion screaming "dodge this you bastard"
10/10 would 3v3 again.

While you were swiping card on skeld, I was swiping the credit card fo ma ♥♥♥♥♥!

Mhm yes. Yes indeed. This game is made out of game. Very indeed interesting game. Hmmmm hackers are made out of hacker and negev is best weapon.

Ah, Cities: Skylines, where do I begin...
I adore this game and everything in it. Every evening after a long day of drinking at the local watering hole (if you know what I mean) I very much enjoy switching on my 2004 DELL computer and loading up this game. Nothing pleases me more than creating a fully functioning city, incredible services, fresh water, electricity and plenty of industry, all before stripping every citizen of their rights, money and everything I gave to them. There is endless opportunity to decimate their lives with floods, earthquakes and meteors. One time I turned every home into a landfill site, bliss! Even flooding the entire town with their own sewage was fun before the cholera took everyone.
Overall, a very enjoyable experience. The best in a while.