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🍧 ✰ 😺 lived with was made up of idiots. Remember? One of them was always
🌸 ✰ 📒 getting pinned under the tractor, and Lassie was always rushing back to
🍇 ✰ 🚙 the farmhouse to alert the other ones. She'd whimper and tug at their
💃 ✰ 🥗 sleeves, and they'd always waste precious minutes saying things: "Do
🎽 ✰ 🎈 you think something's wrong? Do you think she wants us to follow her?
📣 ✰ 👑 What is it, girl?", etc., as if this had never happened before, instead
💙 ✰ 🔋 of every week. What with all the time these people spent pinned under
💄 ✰ 🥒 the tractor, I don't see how they managed to grow any crops whatsoever.
🐠 ✰ 📘 They probably got by on federal crop supports, which Lassie filed the
🚕 ✰ 🌋 applications for.
🐝 ✰ 🎍 -- Dave Barry 💎📘🌸