touch your butt *shkadoooooshhhhh*

He once was an associate of ours. They call him "Baba Yaga." The Boogeyman. He is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pencil

I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even need a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind, like a biological wallhack. His godlike perception is crisp with the precision of his cross-hair placement. His mouse-work gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. Each bullet that escapes his gun barrel is surgical; making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his cross-hair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly manipulating the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "Man" is the epitome of eternal.

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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big plat, a lotta people in the 5v5 community have been calling you a hacker. I never thought you cheated when you first started playing in the topfrag and newera pug servers. is it all lies or did you toggle on? Your internet 1.6 pal, nathanieldaniel

Leader of the undisputed, undefeated, alpha omega 1.6 squad "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE" Also known as the fathers of sun9, moly and din din, various west coast children and anyone else who talks ♥♥♥♥ and cant back it up... AND STILL YOUR FAVORITE TOP FRAG TOURNAMENT TEAM & REIGNING TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONS. Free mouse pad and breast signatures from any of our top athletes including : BIG PLATANO, DADDY ICHI, Progressive Overload, Arkon^, Fuzion & xt9. For those who read this and you know who you are GET REKT & Remember to stay mad. Better luck next year lul