Recent reviews by Simon Petrikov

Walked for two hours to meet with a friend and got shot by a sniper.

The music in this game is amazing and makes it all worthwhile.

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Bad
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive like heroin
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Staring at a wall is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Average Solitaire players

---{PC requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run Paint
☐ Runs on a potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks/achievements
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ If you want a story, go read a book
☐ Text or audio floating around
☐ Average (As it is said in the other reviews, only 2 out of the 3 movies are covered)
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long (only if your objective is to finish it at 112%)
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price (The DLCs are free!)
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ [Insert famous buggy developer here]
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ;)

May the flames guy thee.

git gud

The game is trying to share a powerful idea but with the current state i can't really recommend the game due to bugs, lag spikes, messy animations, jagged movement and overall a lacking experience.

Really nice

Good stuff.

Very nice!

It won't let me play the game but i helped someone play the game.