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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:17pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:06am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:33am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:25pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:56pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:40am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:05am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:34am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:12pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:34pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:06am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:07am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:05am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:51am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:51am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:51am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:06am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:29pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 5:17am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:39am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 5:52am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:28am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:33pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:28am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:08am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:38pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:36pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:58pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:07am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:40pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:41pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:05am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:43pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:52am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:01pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:38pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:58pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:30pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:05am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 5:34am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:22pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:34am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:43am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:34am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:45am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:48pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:33am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:28am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:07pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:25am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:22pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:43am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:41pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:17pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:43am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:08am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:25pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:40am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:06pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:50am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:20am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:20am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:20am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:32am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:11pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:48am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:49pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:59am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:59am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:39am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:31pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:43pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:34am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:31am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:12am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:39am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:38am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:29am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:39am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:46am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:39pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:31pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:33pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:00am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:00pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:44am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:03pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:40am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:40am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:40am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:41am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:36am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:37am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:46pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:44pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:44pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:52pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:15pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:35am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:43am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:04pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:28pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:36pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:20pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:45pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:47pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:41am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:46am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:24am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:41am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:36am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:22pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:34am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:35pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:45am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:36am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:25am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:40am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:25am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:50pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:50pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:50pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:24pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:21pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:14pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:56pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:21pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:33pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:59pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:59pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:59pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:03pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:03pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:51am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:42pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:38am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:29am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:45am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:20am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:20am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:20am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:20am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:48am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:51pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:51pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:51pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:51pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:14pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:15pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:55am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:39am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:01pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:34pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:50pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:21pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:52pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:03pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:03pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:46pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:36pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:14am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:31am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:12am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:25am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:25am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:46am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:22am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:52pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:12pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:44pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:01pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:41pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:20am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:36am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:48am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:35pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:44pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:49pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:56pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:03pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:00pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:25pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:04pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:57pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:55am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:24am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:27pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:01pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:36pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:29am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 5:13pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:53am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:35pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:50pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:54pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:41pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:12pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:27pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:19pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:50pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:51pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:00pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:52pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:55pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:57pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:57pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:57pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:32pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:39am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:44am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:44am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:04pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:54pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:59pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:59pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:12pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:31pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:54pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:39am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:16am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:19am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:00am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:14am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:21am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:26am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:11pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:39pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:49am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:34am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:49pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:52pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:28pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:57pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:17am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:34pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:20pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:27am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:50am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:48pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:05pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:24pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:00pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:00pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:55pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:55pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:04pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:57pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:57pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:57pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:32pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:39am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:57am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:00am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:17am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:12pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:57pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:57pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:39am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:39am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:43am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:43am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:00am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:00am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:49am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:49am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:51am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:57am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:59pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:20pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:19pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:42pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:52am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:52am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:21am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:27am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:06am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:45am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:20am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:20am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:04am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:46am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:56am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:43am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:43am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:05am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:26am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:34am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:07pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:36am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:42pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:43am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:57pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:57pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:57pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:39am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:39am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:57am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:00am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:46am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:08am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:23am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:24am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:40am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:39am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:13am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:39am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:49pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:22pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:57pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:58pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:47am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:47am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:59am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:06am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:41pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:32pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:39am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:53am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:32am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:44am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:05am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:39am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:02pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:02pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:07pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:34pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:39am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:49am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:22am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:35pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:35pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:49pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:51pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:48am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:09am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:22am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:48am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:46am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:58pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:14pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:04pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:30pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:45am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:06pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:05am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:37am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:31am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:45pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:01pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:22am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:44am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:43am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:44am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:53am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:00am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:49am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:49am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:53am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:53am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:08am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:38pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:38pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:38pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:38pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:38am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:01pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:47am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:10am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:22am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:46am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:16am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:16am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:19am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:46am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:20am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:19pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:38pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:38pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:36am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:07am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:13am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:31am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:46am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:35pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:49pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:40pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:44am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:00am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:51am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:35am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:38pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:36am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:50pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:39am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:03am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:56pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:39am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:44pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:08pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:46am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:14pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:16am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:15pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:07am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:34am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:59pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:25pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:57pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:50am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:48am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:25am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:20am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:32am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:31am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:16pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:39am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:21am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:23am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:49am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:53am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:01am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:12am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:38pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:03pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:38pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:38pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:58pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:34pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:01am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:53am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:14pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:20am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:33am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:44am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:01pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:51pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:07pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:43pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:39am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:19am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:49am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:34am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:07pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:36am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:21pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:39am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:24am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:55am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:40am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:28am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:06am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:20pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:38pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:03pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:07am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:00pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:02pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:13pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked