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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:36pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:11pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:23pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 4:15pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 5:39pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:06pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:35pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:15pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:38pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 3:17pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 4:47pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:15pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:15pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:19pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:20pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:23pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:34pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:46pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 7:27am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:18am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 5:56pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 7:06pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:31pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 3:51pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 3:51pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 3:51pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:19pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:27pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:00pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 7:33am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:19pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:19pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:28pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 7:15am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:52pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 4:34pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:20pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:42pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 7:44am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:19pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:12pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 4:32pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:38pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 7:37am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 7:00pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:24pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 7:19am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 5:10pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:18am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:26pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:17pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 5:04pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:04pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:33am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:26pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:21pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 2:39pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:06pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:38pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 4:40pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:37am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 8:33am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 8:31am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:59pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 10:59am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 5:58pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:18pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:33pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:00am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:00pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 7:33am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 4:57pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:19pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 2:32pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 3:42pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:51pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 3:42pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:26pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 3:51pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:31pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:38pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 4:48pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 7:49pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:56am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 4:45pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:09pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:09pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 4:05pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 1:37pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:09pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:07pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:09pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:30pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:15pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:26pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:22pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:06am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:45pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:20pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:20pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:43pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 7:59pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 7:59pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 7:59pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:28am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 8:33am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:58pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 1:45pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 7:02pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:10am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 7:59pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 4:57pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:23pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:42pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:06pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:00pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 7:46pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 7:02pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 7:51pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:15pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:15am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:18am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:31am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 8:01am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 8:37am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:11am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:26pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:51pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:54pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:33am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:35am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:33pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:52pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:41pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:09am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:13am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:14am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:28am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 8:33am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:29am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 3:51pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 7:05pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 6:57am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:04am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:04am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:14pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:27pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:57pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 7:49pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:53pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:13am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:13pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:21pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 3:17pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 5:17pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:30pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:05pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:24am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 7:59pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:03am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:53pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:17pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 1:49pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 7:57pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:37pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:05pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 6:45am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 8:34am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:31am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:25am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:11am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:26am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:42am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:29am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:25am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 11:03am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:09pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 11:23am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:09pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:11pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:13pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 3:51pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 7:11am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:54pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:13am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:54pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:12am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:14am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:28am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 8:33am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 8:33am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:28am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:11am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:12am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:16am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:18am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 11:14am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:25pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 6:41am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:29am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 8:42am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:25am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:19am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:45am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 11:28am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:21pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:16pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:38pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:33am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 4:40pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 4:46pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:15pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 7:46pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:12pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:06pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:12am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 8:06am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:37pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:44pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:15pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:32am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:08pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 8:33am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 8:10am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:02pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 7:59pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:12am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:14am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:28am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 8:33am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 8:33am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:28am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 11:12am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 11:12am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 11:16am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 11:56am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 11:57am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:47pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:54pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 4:59pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 8:58am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:25am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:30am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:14am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 11:05am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:03pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:14pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:14am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:21am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:21am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:16am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:57am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 11:12am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 11:57am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:16pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:01pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:24pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:24pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:30pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:09pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:42pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:10pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:09pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:13pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:12pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:33pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:28pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:29pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:30pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:29pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:30pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:37pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:38pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:30pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:17pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 4:48pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 7:54pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:22am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:31am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 11:15am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:01pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:30pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:20am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:20pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:26pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 4:47pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:21am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:57am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:09pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:11am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:57am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:57am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:13pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:14pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:18pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:05pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:24pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:24pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:26pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:26pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:30pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:30pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:09pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:14pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:10pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:23pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:23pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:24pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:26pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:45pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:45pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:49pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:49pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:30pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 3:38pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:08pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:09pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:26pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:58pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:27pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:29pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:31pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:44pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:15pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:55pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:54pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:22pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:22pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:22pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 7:02am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:23pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:24pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 6:23pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:18pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:26pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:26pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:23pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:24pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:23pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:24pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:45pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:45pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:45pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:26pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:32pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:32pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 3:46pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:59pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:25pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:12pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:23am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:18am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 11:20am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:24pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:36pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:36pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:25am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:28pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:27pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:29pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:24pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 4:48pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 7:02am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 4:47pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:14pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:42am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:32am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 11:12am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:03pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:36pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:36pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 7:08am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:25am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:12pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:29pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:44pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:25pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:28pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:48am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 6:23pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 7:05am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:34am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:45pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:45pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:24pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:26pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:45pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:45pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:45pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:28pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 7:08am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:45pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:45pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:28pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:28pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 3:38pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:18pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:20am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 8:54am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 11:12am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 11:56am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:36pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:36pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:57pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:30am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:20pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 3:03pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:16am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:24pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 8:33am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:16pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:19pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:25pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:18pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:36pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:36pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:06pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 8:54am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:40am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 11:56am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:37pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:36pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:36pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 3:46pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:35am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:21pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 3:15pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:00pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:45pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 3:37pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 8:55am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 7:54am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:30pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:10pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 1:49pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:35am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:37am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:44am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:56am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:42pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:23pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:37pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 4:59pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:17am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:26pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 4:46pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:52pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 7:18am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 9:37am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked