Dankest Paladin
Massachusetts, United States
 
 
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weber 24 Nov, 2019 @ 9:15pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Dankest Paladin 19 Nov, 2019 @ 6:28pm 
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weber 19 Nov, 2019 @ 2:40pm 
I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. I’m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i’m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.
Allegory of the Gooncave 18 Jan, 2017 @ 11:27am 
WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)
Allegory of the Gooncave 11 Jan, 2017 @ 2:02pm 
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>Dong Dominator
>♥♥♥♥ Khan
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>Sausage Sergeant
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>Smegma Savant
>Anal Aficionado
>Testicular Temptress
Allegory of the Gooncave 28 Mar, 2016 @ 6:09pm 
wew