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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 3:03pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 4:18pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:28pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:09pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:24pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:43pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:00am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:54pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:02am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:23pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:58pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:52pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 9:04pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:25pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:26pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:34pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:58pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 3:31pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:27pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:28pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 9:28am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:22pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:38pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 5:15pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 5:15pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 10:16am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:26pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 3:08pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:32pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:13am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:25pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:25pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:59pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:28pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:18pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 10:16am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:25pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 3:41pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 11:50am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:26pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:32pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:49pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:58pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 4:55pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 5:26pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:34pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:27pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 8:16pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 11:38am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:46pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:04am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 4:55pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:56am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:17pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:17pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:53pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 10:48pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 6:47pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:03pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:04pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:58am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:16pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:45pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 3:08pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:48pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 6:20pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 3:01pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:37pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 4:17pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 11:38am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:06pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 9:10pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:29pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:12am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 9:28am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:29pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 3:49pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 7:47am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 10:16am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:04pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:17pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:59pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:53pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:51pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 8:16pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:22am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:18pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 10:58am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:25pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 12:41pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 11:38pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:31pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:48pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:05pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:24pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:52pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:11pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:52pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:52pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:52pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:25pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:53pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 9:13pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:21pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 1:10pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 3:48pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:30pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:18pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 1:10pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:03pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:21pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:18pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 9:13pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:58pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:06pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:43pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:18pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:16pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:01pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 7:36pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:06pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:58am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:58am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 1:12pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:27pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 11:22pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:06pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 6:47pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 3:48pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:20pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 12:42pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:01pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:13pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:04am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:53pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:12pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:52am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 1:10pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:37pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:29pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:37pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 10:16am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:39pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:49pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:49pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:28pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:02pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 12:41pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:16pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 8:30pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:26pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 3:26pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 5:24pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:06pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:02am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:16pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 4:26pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 6:46am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 3:49pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:16pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:37pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:57pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 5:26pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 3:49pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:17pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 7:59pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:35pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:40am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:56am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:12pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:17pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:14pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:05pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 2:41pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 2:08pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 6:48pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 2:42pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:36pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:37pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:36pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:42pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:50pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:52pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 10:16am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:11pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:50pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 12:43pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:26pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:18pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 7:36pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:16pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:15pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 1:12pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:37pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:53pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:33pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:44pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:44pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:26pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:18pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:48am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:58am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:28pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 2:00pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 6:48pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:26pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:51pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:36pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:53pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:31pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:44am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:58pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:01pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:18pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:22pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 9:48pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:40am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:41pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:04pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:34am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:07pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:13pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:17pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:55pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:42pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:04pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:28pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:15pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:49am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:53am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:48am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:37pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:51pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:44pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:26pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:35pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:35pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:19pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:36pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:17pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 8:33pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:06pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 7:47am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:34am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 7:57am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:39pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:12pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:15pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 2:00pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:36pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:36pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 4:16pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 8:12pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 12:43pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:42pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:15pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:28pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:56pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:35pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:35pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:18pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:49pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:50pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 7:56pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:31pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:48pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 4:04pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:48pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:38pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:09pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 6:38pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 4:02pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:44pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:49pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:54pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:47pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:49pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:12am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:13am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 9:10pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:23pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:11pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 1:43pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:05pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 11:22pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:17pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:36pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:36pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:43pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:11pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:23pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:38am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:58pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:37pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:17pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:26pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:28pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:17pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:43pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:44pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:26pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:51pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:36pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 7:56pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 8:48pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:31pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:04am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:04am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:10am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:26pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:35pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:55am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:50pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 7:56pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 7:56pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:43pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:43pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:11am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:11am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:26am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:41am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 11:11am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:47pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:36pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:47pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:58pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:18pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:49pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:31am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:41am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:52pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:11pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 6:57pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:30pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:30pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:41pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:41pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:41pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:39pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:39pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:38pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:27pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:37pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 10:07pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:15pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 8:50pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:49pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:36pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:47pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 7:56pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 7:56pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:19pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:19pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:04am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:18am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:34am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 10:51am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:38pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:28pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:33pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:56am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:55pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:11pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:29pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:56pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:53pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 6:32pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:11am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:12am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:25pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:11pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:13pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:02pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 10:58am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:39pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:34pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:18pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:30pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:12pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:11pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:40pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:51pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:26pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:47pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:10am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:10am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 10:51am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:37pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:15pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:16pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 7:35pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 11:36am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:44pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:04am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:27pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:14pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 7:36am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 9:46am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:11pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:11pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:46pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:30pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:30pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:30pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:05pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:40pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:35am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:47pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 7:56pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:46pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:04am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:47pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:23am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:13am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:35am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:38pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:25pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:33pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:15pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:31pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 10:07pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 7:37am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:15pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:10pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 10:10pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:47pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:48pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:11am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:34am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 10:51am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:38pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:25pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:34pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:36pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:15pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 7:15am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 7:37am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 9:46am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:15pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:18pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:41pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:33pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:26pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:47pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:30pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:45pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 11:54am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:07pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:14pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 7:37am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:44pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:30pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:30pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:17pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 7:56pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:42pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:46pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:37pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 5:51am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 12:24pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:26pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:58pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:24pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:46am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:09pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:24pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:08pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 9:48pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:24pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:18pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:54pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 7:56pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:45pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:35am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:25pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:10pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 7:37am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:15pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 2:09pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:38pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:45pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:17am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:34am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:41am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:30pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:28pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:34pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:36pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:15pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:15pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:15pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 8:17pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:15pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 8:14pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:28pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:51pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:41am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:16am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:38pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:11pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:29pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:29pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:04pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:58am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:18pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:46pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:58pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:18pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:34am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:38pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:37pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:15pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:15pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 7:31pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:38pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 10:53pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:30pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:28pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:28pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:50pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:36pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:18pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 7:37am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 7:37am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 6:01am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:05pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:58am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:13pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked