Скорошни рецензии на noodle slurper

Great but can get frustrating at some points. it could be better if it had more cinematic cutscenes like the starting one that got me really hyped.

apparently gnomes like wieners

it just lacks stuff. f.e. when you use a card that defeats the opponent the game instantly takes you to the after battle screen where you take your rewards, there's no death animation or anything at all. it's little things like this that make this game feel incomplete.

and the most important thing of all.

cards

there's no variety of cards

i get past merchants and one other place that you can edit cards, and i just dont see why i should change my layout lol. i dont know if it starts slow and throws you more stuff later but there are not a lot of choices that you can make or many paths that you can take to create your deck.

could be evolved into something great. not much content for now but its ok

its a well made game..but combat is super boring

I have issues with 5120x1440 resolution, while there is an option to use this resolution on fullscreen, it clearly doesn't work as intended, it's all blurry and looks like 3000x1000 pixels.

other than that game is fire and the price is good for what you get.

outdated, not much to offer if you disable the non-stop loud music.

was having fun at the first hour or so until i realised that the controls are actually broken and career is unbalanced too.