Recent reviews by noodle slurper

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I would give it a fair review but I can barely play this. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ performance with what it appears to be not an fps cap but a very very bad optimization. I struggle getting more than 30 fps in open spaces with a 3080 and have seen fps get as low as 20. It's ♥♥♥♥ just stay away

My playtime bugged cause of internet connection issues, but it took me around 5 hours to complete the game. I didn't expect much but it was pretty decent. And more than that. I heavily like games like route 99 and firewatch and this game is up there on the list with its beautiful graphics, great story, good voice acting and the list goes on . I think devs really hit the nail on what they were going for. Don't look it up if you are going to play it, dive in blind.

something I appreciated and it's probably worth mentioning is that it has no (engaging) combat at all.

If your game is outdated, you update the original (watch League of Legends) not move to a type of sequel ♥♥♥♥ when its a moba game (same maps, same chars with some new releases). Such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ move. I open the game to find out i have no gods. Let's say ok, each time you level up you unlock a god token, ok, but where are the money i spent? you're not taking a dollar off of me, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ murdered this game and its just sad that it's going to die again eventually. (edit I tried to play arena and I was playing vs bots so its probably already dead lol)

A great game. Don't read the reviews on this one, pick it up and try it for yourself. I am reading stupid stuff on negative reviews such as "it looks like an asset flip" which is absolutely unfair because it's graphics are really nice and the gameplay even better.

Greatest VR game

Idris Elba's character is so good, amazing dlc, give us more

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It’s good. Nothing more, nothing less. Runs good on SD.

Hop on it or don’t, if you have played other zombie games before it just has the feeling all of them have. You won’t miss on something big.

Great but can get frustrating at some points. it could be better if it had more cinematic cutscenes like the starting one that got me really hyped.