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Acknowledge This!

Elden Ring
FromSoftware's Elden Win
Adventure to find some Elden Bling
Along the way you'll get Elden Flinged
But one day, you'll be Elden King

Along the way , an Elden Witch
A Beast, two jumps into Elden Ditch
Furies,Monsters, Elden Lich

Beware the white signs Elden Snitch
Traps, Lies, Elden Switch
Open world, with no Elden Glitch
Under the stars, you'll get Elden Rich
Explore, immerse, scratch that Elden Itch

Die, rewind , get Elden Stitch
Have faith, in this Elden Pitch

Onward to a new server, a new economy, a new expedition, a new map, a new weapon, a new start!

Got Family? Got Friends?
Not anymore you dont...

---{Gameplay}---
☑️Try not to get addicted
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Average
☐ Nothing special
☐ Ehh
☐ Bad
☐ Just don't

---{Story}---
☐ Will make you cry or smile a lot
☑️ Lovely
☐ Good
☐ Average
☐ Nothing Special
☐ Ehh
☐ Bad
☐ Awful

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget reality
☐ Masterpiece
☑️ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Will do
☐ Bad
☐ Awful
☐ Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑️ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press a bunch of buttons
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑️Easy to Learn / Hard to Master
☐ Not so easy
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑️ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ A bit grindy sometimes
☐ Average grind level
☐ A bit grindy
☐ Insanity

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑️ Long
☐ Depends on you
☐ Endless

---{Bugs}---
☐Never had any
☑️ Minor bugs
☐ Few bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Ruining the game
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑️ Teens
☑️ Adults

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑️ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Price}---
☐ Just buy it
☑️ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ Don't throw money into a rubbish bin

Murdered a baby to get into power.
Realized it was the wrong baby...
10/10

After a year and a half of early access, ROR2 has finally arrived. Risk of Rain 2 is a roguelike third person, which means there will be a lot of randomness, death, and in this case, chaos; go through levels collecting various items to affect the character's attacks and become as powerful as possible before ending the game, either in death or by defeating the boss. This is not a game of peaks and valleys. Risk of Rain 2 is all climb until you reach the summit in a breakneck experience that builds and builds and builds. Each run begins with your Survivor emerging from an escape pod onto a hostile alien world.After choosing a character, players travel through various environments collecting items that alter their skills, movement, and everything in between. There are also turrets that players can buy that follow them around as allies. As time progresses, so does the difficulty. This creates an amazing risk/reward system throughout every run; do you really want to exhaust an environment of items if it takes an extra three minutes? Because if so, that next boss is probably going to be way harder than you thought, and your items might not have been worth it. The system worked very well in the first game and continues to do so here.Every character is distinct and can be customized with unlockable abilities. The maps have slight adjustments each time they are played (certain areas will be inaccessible or expanded), but those adjustments are never anything major. Characters generally have four abilities, but it's hard to categorize said abilities. There is essentially always a primary and secondary attack, but after that things get unique. Some characters have a movement ability, others have placeable objects, and some just have even more attacks. There is also an equipment slot for a usable item that tends to have a long cooldown but powerful effects.As any good roguelike does, Risk of Rain 2 has its fair share of secrets and modifiers. Discovering the secrets strewn throughout the environments has been a blast, and I'm always on the lookout for more.Risk of Rain didn't launch with multiplayer, but Hopoo patched it in. Risk of Rain 2 starts with multiplayer and it works largely the same as it did previously. If someone dies, they will not respawn until the next world. This means that if a partner dies early in a level, they become useless very quickly. Not getting items, including the items that the boss drops, creates a huge power imbalance between characters. Risk Of Rain 2 is delightfully weird, with an enviably eclectic menagerie of beasties. Runs that go well can branch off in wildly different directions, where items twist character abilities into novel new uses.

Good Always Wins......

Crash Simulator 2020

Jedi: Fallen Order is the latest release for a Star Wars action-adventure. It’s a genre remix that samples the combat and exploration of a lightened-up Dark Souls and the action and energy of Uncharted, and that works out to be a great fit for the return of the playable Jedi.

Setting:
The story is a dark one, which is appropriate for a time in the series .Fallen Order takes place five years after the events of Revenge of the Sith and the infamous Order 66. The Jedi Order has been destroyed, as have nearly all the Jedi - but at least one remains in the form of protagonist Cal Kestis, a former Padawan who's in hiding as a scrapper on the planet of Bracca.

Main Character:
The Jedi Order has been destroyed, as have nearly all the Jedi - but at least one remains in the form of protagonist Cal Kestis, a former Padawan who's in hiding as a scrapper on the planet of Bracca.

Combat:
As a Souls-like game, the inevitable question is: how hard is it? Thankfully Fallen Order gives four difficulty options: Story, Jedi Knight, Jedi Master and Jedi Grandmaster, with the harder modes narrowing your parrying window and increasing enemy aggression, and Cal taking more damage.

For the most part, the combat is solid: you have to exercise patience and think about the order in which to tackle groups of enemies (particularly when some are ranged), and which tactics will take down an enemy as fast as possible. Correctly timing a parry to open an enemy to a cinematic finishing move is incredibly satisfying, and I also became a serial force-pusher by routinely shoving enemies off edges. If you ever wanted to be a Jedi, this is the game where you can truly feel like one.

Graphics:
From the bright radiance of your light saber to the thin strands of your fuzzy companions, the amazing stunning visuals of the game will amaze you. Game tested on RTX 2070S, AMD RX 3700x 16 GB.

Unique takeaways:
Unique fauna and flora existing in the Star Wars universe. If you are a Star Wars fan, you will enjoy the immersive environment and inhabitants of each planets in the game.

Customization of your light saber.

This game contains everything you would ever want from a Star Wars game. Light saber combat and customization from dual wielding to pole arm mode to deflecting bullets from the always missing Storm troopers.


Verdict:
Jedi Fallen Order is a genuinely good single player experience. I am happy with the Souls-lite combat and reasonably wide levels, paired with a fine Star Wars narrative. Its a steal even when its not on sale.

---{Gameplay}---
☑️Try not to get addicted
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Average
☐ Nothing special
☐ Ehh
☐ Bad
☐ Just don't

---{Story}---
☐ Will make you cry or smile a lot
☑️ Lovely
☐ Good
☐ Average
☐ Nothing Special
☐ Ehh
☐ Bad
☐ Awful

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget reality
☐ Masterpiece
☑️ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Will do
☐ Bad
☐ Awful
☐ Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑️ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press a bunch of buttons
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑️Easy to Learn / Hard to Master
☐ Not so easy
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑️ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ A bit grindy sometimes
☐ Average grind level
☐ A bit grindy
☐ Insanity

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑️ Long
☐ Depends on you
☐ Endless

---{Bugs}---
☑️ Never had any
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Few bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Ruining the game
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑️ Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑️ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Price}---
☐ Just buy it
☑️ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ Don't throw money into a rubbish bin