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weeb

Weebs are a bunch of normal definitely not devolved anime fans who believe that anime is the source of human existence. They are usually American, as the Japanese are just normal people. Weebs have a strange habit of dressing up as 14 year old school girls with oversized boobs and colossal eyes. They like to go with thousands of members of their species to cons, where they spend their life savings on a super saiyan 10 Goku figure or some hentai videos (usually both). They are intent on learning Japanese, especially the words and phrases; KOMICHIWA ONEE CHAN!, NANI?!, KAWAII! and basically nothing else. They are usually being arrested for attacking 'normies', people who don't believe their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ide- I mean fair thoughts. They normally live with their parents, waiting for their beloved waifu to finally become real, however they do not realize that anime doesn't exist and they are wasting their lives. Thank you

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weeb

A weeb (/wi b/) is a non-Japanese male who watches and is a fan of CGDCT anime, has a waifu, a waifu pillow and is obsessed with Japan. A weeb is always talking about how cute or "kawaii" his favourite characters are and claiming one of them to be his "waifu". He occasionally uses romanized Japanese words instead of English equivalents, such as "kawaii" instead of "cute" and "baka" instead of "dumb" or "jerk" (it has both meanings). Some of them also use Japanese honorifics, for example when they attach the "-chan" honorific to the names of people or characters they like or find cute, or when they use the "-sama" honorific to show they respect someone. Weebs call non-weebs normies. Weebs are harmless. They know they're disliked by many people but they don't give a ♥♥♥♥ because they know they're sugoi (awesome).

*Proceed at your own risk. Weeb anime is known to kill neurons.
Weeb: Megumi-chan is so kawaii!! She's my waifu!!
Normie: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeb.
Weeb: Baka!!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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