Officer Frank Tenpenny: See ya 'round, like a doughnut, Carl!

Officer Frank Tenpenny: I can ♥♥♥♥ on you from such a height, you'll think God himself took a crap on you

[CJ, Pulaski and Tenpenny are in a police car]
Officer Frank Tenpenny: How you been, Carl? How's your wonderful family?
Carl Johnson: I'm here to bury my Moms. You know that.
Officer Frank Tenpenny: Yeah, I guess I do. So what else you got shakin' Carl?
Carl Johnson: Nothing. I live in Liberty City now. I'm clean. Legit.
Officer Frank Tenpenny: No, you ain't never been clean, Carl.
Officer Eddie Pulaski: Well what've we got here?
Officer Frank Tenpenny: This is a weapon, Officer Pulaski, that was used to gun down a police officer not ten minutes ago. Officer Pendelbury. A fine man, I might add. You work fast, ♥♥♥♥♥.
Carl Johnson: You know I just got off the plane!
Officer Eddie Pulaski: It's a good thing we found you and retrieved the murder weapon.
Carl Johnson: That ain't my gun.
Officer Frank Tenpenny: Don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me, Carl.
Officer Eddie Pulaski: Yeah, don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ him, Carl.
Carl Johnson: What the ♥♥♥♥ you want from me this time?
Officer Frank Tenpenny: When we want you, we'll find you. In the meantime, try not to gun down any more officers of the law.

Officer Frank Tenpenny: [his last lines] Come on, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'll take you all. You're mine! Mine! I run this town! Hey, over here! Hey! Officer down! Come on! HEY! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! You never understood what I did! Fifty of me and this town would be OK. I took the trash out! I DID! And I'd do it all again...