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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
69.3 hrs on record (69.2 hrs at review time)
Grün ist unser Fallschirm,
froh ist unser Herz,
stählern uns´re Waffen,
sind aus deutschem Erz.

Grün ist unser Fallschirm,
froh ist unser Herz,
stählern uns´re Waffen,
sind aus deutschem Erz.

Drum Kameraden, hört die Parole
und tragt sie in das junge Herz hinein;
fertig zum Sprung, Signal gegeben,
das Leben will gewonnen sein.

Geh´n wir dann in Stellung,
geht es endlich los,
rufen wir hurra, hurra
zum Gegenstoß.

Ich habe es nie vollendet.
Posted 30 December, 2022.
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139.5 hrs on record
Το SCP μπορεί να περιγραφεί ως το παιχνίδι που έχει δημιουργηθεί για μικρά παιδιά με αυτιστική εμφάνιση. Είναι διασκεδαστικό στην αρχή, αλλά στη συνέχεια συνειδητοποιείτε την αδυναμία του παιχνιδιού. Θα μπορούσε κανείς να πει ότι είναι πολύ ενοχλητικό, αλλά πιστεύω ότι η ονομασία του είναι αυτιστική.

Είναι τρομακτικό στην αρχή, αλλά είναι πραγματικά αμοίευτο όταν επαναλαμβάνουν την ίδια ιδέα για 1 χιλιάδες SCP. Το παίρνουμε, είναι μια χαμένη διάσταση. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

Σκοτώστε τον εαυτό σας. Μπορώ να βοηθήσω.
Posted 30 December, 2022.
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140.1 hrs on record
Αυτό το παιχνίδι έχασε όλη μου τη ζωή. βιαστικότητα παιδοφιλία σε ένα παιχνίδι. Gmod είναι καρκίνος
Posted 30 December, 2022.
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306.6 hrs on record
To nie jest zła koncepcja. Ale to jest bardzo powtarzalne i nudne. to prawda
Posted 30 December, 2022.
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322.8 hrs on record
W takich chwilach chcę się zabić. Kurwa
Posted 30 December, 2022.
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525.2 hrs on record
symulacja autyzmu
Posted 30 December, 2022.
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18 people found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
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271.8 hrs on record (82.8 hrs at review time)
There are not many games I review,
not many games that get a positive review....
But if I had to give someone
A golden medal.

I would give it
to youuuuuuuuuu
Because I love you
Because you fight for it is right
Because you are best game
Because you saved me when I needed you

Everyday, I look at you
And you are so good
You never wronged me
And you never wronged anyone
Because you're a game
The game to be played
The game to live by and to love so much, because you are the best game

I would give it
to youuuuuuuuuu
Because I love you
Because you fight for it is right
Because you are best game
Because you saved me when I needed you

WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY ARE YOU
SO PERFECT AS A GAME? WHY NO ONE IS LIKE YOU?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAYAYAYYAYYYY?

Everyday, I look at you
And you are so good
You never wronged me
And you never wronged anyone
Because you're a game
The game to be played
The game to live by and to love so much, because you are the best game

I would give it
to youuuuuuuuuu
Because I love you
Because you fight for it is right
Because you are best game
Because you saved me when I needed you

I would give it
to youuuuuuuuuu
Because I love you
Because you fight for it is right
Because you are best game
Because you saved me when I needed you

Because I need youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Posted 24 January, 2021.
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13.9 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
I love this game for a good reason.
Posted 23 December, 2020.
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55.5 hrs on record (16.5 hrs at review time)
rip off of epicmafia.com
Posted 9 September, 2020. Last edited 7 August, 2021.
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13 people found this review helpful
14.4 hrs on record
Overall I think that Carrion is a fun game but there is barely any challenge for the player and there is a large lack of enemies and content in the game. Gameplaywise it is really good and has a lot of gameplay mechanics that the monster can use to fight back, but there is simply nothing to fight back against and most of the game is orientied more into solving puzzles rather than on fighting gameplay. I just feel a little betrayed with the ending for the game, hoping that there would more challenge in the last level or you get to fight actual enemies. After getting all those powerups it became ridiculous that the last level basically doesn't have anyone even with a gun to fight you. It is an okay game but it doesn't feel like a full game. Compared to similar art style Katana Zero or Blasphemus, this game lacks in story and the world meaningfullness. You go around killing humans and humans are just waiting for you to kill them most of the time. There's nothing to actually push you to fight for real or seek hiding in more difficult spots. If given a few more months on this game I think it could have been way less dull if they just rounded it up with the final level where you have to use everything you've learnt and go through a bunch of human trying to stop you with the sci fi technology.

You should still try this game if you want to have fun killing people. The funny thing is if I didn't go to sleep while the app was up I am pretty sure I'd be able to refund it after beating the game as well. I advice Alien vs Predator if you really want to have the feeling of a monster while playing.
Posted 23 July, 2020. Last edited 23 July, 2020.
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