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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 5.1 hrs on record
Posted: 14 Sep, 2022 @ 11:42pm

>First time playing
>Pick up a quest to find a runaway doctor hiding out in a graveyard
>Aight.jpg
>Arrive
>"Find the nobleman and kill him"
>You said it was a doctor
>Spend time running around a cemetary kiting and killing heavily armed guards
>Lose my sword because I threw it at someone
>Run into a crypt
>Find a statue at the end
>Statue has a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lightsaber in front of it
>Become death, destroyer of worlds as I clap 30+ people with a lightsaber
>Kill noble
>Escape!
>Bunch more reinforcements arrive and I'm supposed to jump off a cliff
>Continue slaughtering reinforcements with lightsaber because lol

Also you can go to banquets and beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of noblemen and women. 10/10 recommend.
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