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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:56am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:00am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:43pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:16pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:07pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:54am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:17am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:27pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:26pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:31pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:46pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:55am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:58am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:17am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:19am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:29am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:51am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:19am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:58pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:07pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:23pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:56am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 2:12pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:56am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:25pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:25pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:56am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:57am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:21am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:55am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:14pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:09am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:13am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:19am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:01pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:54pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:25pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:17am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:59am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:14pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:21am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:01pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:41pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:46am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:22pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 2:13pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:29am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:22pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:22pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:36pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:55pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:24pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:55pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:55pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:24pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:07pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:36pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:01am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 3:33am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:55pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:57am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:56am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:56am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:01am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:17am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:58am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:31am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:56am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:02am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:56pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:59am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:22pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:47am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:43pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:05am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 12:45am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:40am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:36pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:41pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:55pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 4:50am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:17am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:55pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:57am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:54pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:27pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:42pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:36pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:08pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:35pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:14am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:01pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:01pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 5:03pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:39am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:39am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:58am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:41am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:20am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 1:32pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:36pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:48pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:47pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:58am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:58am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:01am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:03am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:46am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 2:12pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:56am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:57am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:00am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:57am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:48am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:31pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 2:54pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:18pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:12am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:54am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:54am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:54am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:59am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:25am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:46am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:51am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:55am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:05am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:19am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:26am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:26am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 3:39am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 2:12pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:48am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:03am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:50pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:01am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:00am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:03am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:46am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:00am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:10am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:47pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:47pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 4:50am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:49am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:29am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:51pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:51pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:02am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:39am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:01am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 7:26am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:34am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:06am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 12:18am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 2:13pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:01am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:49am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:46am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 3:33am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:36pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:01am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:49am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:36pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 2:14pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:08pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:49am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:57am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:55am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:44am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:48am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:26am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:17am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:58pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:54pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:08pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:07pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:08pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:09pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:27pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:38pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:41pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:29pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:16pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:17pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:25pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:31am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:10pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:48am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:45am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:48am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:49am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:01am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:45am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:45am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:45am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:57am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:10am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:47pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:47pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:18pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:15pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:36pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:19am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:55am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:13am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:34am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:08pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:14pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:35pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:18pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:37pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:21am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:26pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:26pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:48pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:55am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:56am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:23am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:11am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:44am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:01am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:20pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:46pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:06pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:36am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:08pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:10am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:47pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:10pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:11am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:02am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:45am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:47pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:47pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:47pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:05pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:05pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:18pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:29pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:18pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:18pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:55am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:58am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:20am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:07pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 3:33am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:33am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:48pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:03am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:27am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:47pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:58pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:04pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:27pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:19pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:31pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:58am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:57pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:03am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:47pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:05pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:18pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:29pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:18pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:18pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:18pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:19pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:19pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:36pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:31pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:15pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:38pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:18pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:21pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:19pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:56pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:10pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:11pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:10pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:10pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:20pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:24pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:53am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:54pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:56am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:03am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:47pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:47pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:15pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:19pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:31pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 7:03am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:19pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:42pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:47pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:28pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:21pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:13pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:28pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:05pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:13pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:13pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:18pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:18pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:18pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:19pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:32pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:20pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:20pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:20pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:16pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:17pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:17pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:17pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:18pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:33pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:33pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:06pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:20pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:20pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:09am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:20pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:26am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:18pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:14pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:17pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:18pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:53pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:10pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:19pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:02am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:12am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 1:32pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:10pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:05pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:05am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:05am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:47am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:37pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:05pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:03am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 2:41am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:00pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:12pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:27pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:32pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:22pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:05pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:05pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:05pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:09pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:09pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:09pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:19pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:20pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:09am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:26am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:14am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:34am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:40pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:56am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:47am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:47pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:47pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:18pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:19pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:31pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:23pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:26am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:45am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 7:34am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:19pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:56pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:06pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:47am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:33pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:29pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:47am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:31pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:27am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:27am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:07pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:35pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:18pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:31pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:20pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:03am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:32am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:01pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:17am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:25pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:02pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:08pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:20pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:08am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:31am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 2:54pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:39pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:10pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:10pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:07pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:46am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 6:28pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:39am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:39am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:16pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:22am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:20am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:52am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:07pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:12am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:57am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:19pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:32pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:05pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:19pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:19pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:19pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:19pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:09am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:26am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:09am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:28am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:33am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:33am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:01pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:01pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:13pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:13pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:25am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:32am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:19pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:23pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:23pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:09am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:25am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:14am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:52am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:00pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:00pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:00pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:00pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:13pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:13pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:13pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:55pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:43am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:48am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:46pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:17pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:19pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:31pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:20pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:03am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:32am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:01pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:09am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 5:03am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:44am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:32pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:22am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:07pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:27pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:10am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:40pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:31am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:45pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:09am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 9:35pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:18am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:46am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:09am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:56am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:02am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:02am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:02am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:27pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:34am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:27am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:25pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 6:28pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:43pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:02am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:01am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:48pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:19pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:19pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:31pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:03am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:30am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:45am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:01pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:12pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:05pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:32pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:28am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:19pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:08am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:08am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:25am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:25am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:14am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:00pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:00pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:13pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:13pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:13pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:13pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:14pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:26am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:06pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:21pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:10am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:52pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:01am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:47am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:51pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:05am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:09am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:06pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:13am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:42am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:56am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:46pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:27pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:18pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:31pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:13pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:03am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 2:41am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:00pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:12pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:08pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:44pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:35am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:25am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:27am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:14am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:46am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:00pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:00pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:01pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:13pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:13pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:13pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 5:03am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:27am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:50am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:44am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 5:03am



Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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