Can a woman make you a millionaire? Absolutely. If you're a billionaire.

Excuse me sir, are you familiar with the Schlieffen Plan?

Crackin' Skulls

Stealing the Hot Babes

“Is Mayonnaise an instrument?”

“Squidward, that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.”

“Krusty Krab is unfair, Mr. Krabs is in there, standing at the concession, plotting his oppression!”



What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll ♥♥♥♥ fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take a Kanye Rest. When he wakes up feeling his Kanye Best, he gets Kanye Dressed in his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church to become Kanye Blessed, then goes to his hotel room to become a Kanye Guest. He then goes to school to take a Kanye Test. Then he forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest. He finally completed the Kanye Quest, and opened his Kanye Chest. He Kanye Confessed to his parents that he is going to a Kanye Furfest in Kanye Budapest. His flight got cancelled, so now he will Kanye Protest. When the flight arrived, his Kanye Armrest was broken! Now he is Kanye Stressed that this will not be a good time. But he just Kanye Guessed, so who knows what could happen? When he got to his hotel, the door wouldn’t open, so he Kanye Pressed the door. It did, but his room is Kanye Messed up! He woke up naked. Why was he Kanye Undressed? He went to the convention center, and was Kanye Impressed by the fursuits. But then, he saw someone who was under Kanye Arrest. He went to the bar to get a drink, and now he is Kanye Obsessed! He drank so much, he had a cardiac Kanye Arrest, and died. His soul got Kanye Unblessed, and went to hell. Kanye Rest in Peace, Kanye West.

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Women
Girls
Chicks
And babes, don't forget babes