Bro… have you tasted the divine creation that is Little Caesars Pizza? We're not talking pizza, we're talking a full-on spiritual experience baked at 475 degrees of pure euphoria. That $5 Hot-N-Ready isn't just food — it's a lifestyle, a culture, a movement. You bite into that cheesy, buttery, pepperoni-blessed slice and suddenly you're transcending planes of existence. Economically divine. Fast like the Flash. And the Crazy Bread? Don’t even get me started. That’s not bread. That’s ancient ambrosia bestowed upon mankind by the gods of carbs and garlic. Little Caesars isn’t just a pizza place — it’s a beacon of hope in a cold, flavorless world. Pizza pizza is the gospel, and I am but a humble disciple.

Just found out that the “Hot Sauce Urethra Challenge” isn’t a real thing. It was a prank created by my sh*thead nephew Conner. And the ninety second video he took of me screaming in agony trying to “p*ss it all out” did nothing to raise money or awareness for breast cancer.

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Feet.What else can I say?Absolutely marvelous.Stupendous.Utterly amazing,l'd say.The scale,the size,the shape all perfect.The perplexing scent may seem,to put it in the peasants language,nasty,at first,but as you truly realize the beauty of feet,it grows on you.It's an incredible metaphor for life-even the most perfect thing will have a flaw, but it too must be appreciated,and in a way,it improves said thing even more.But the best part is,undoubtedly,the taste.Ohh,ahh.. scrumptious! Splendid! If it were up to me,i'd lick them all day,everyday From the very tip of the heel to the ends of every single toe,as my tongue slowly drifts across the deserted surface.The burn you feel on your tongue feels odd and makes you feel uneasy at first,but it's part of the experience,and soon enough you learn to love it,as you start feeling it permanently.It's all you can feel But sucking the toes is truly the highlight.The mere thought of sticking them in my mouth makes me ejaculate in mere seconds...

The exact number of owls is unknown, but according to the series the rough estimate of all the owls excels at 5,000. The army is composed of many divisions. Later in the series, after multiple confrontations with the guardians, their numbers dwindled greatly. In the Wolves of the Beyond series, however, General Nyra was said to have been leader of a "hellish legion of owls", raising their numbers to approximately 3,000 to 6,000.