My love for you is wider than the widest river of yoghurt
My bleeding heart is an open wound, I invite you to probe it
My tears of lust shine like the sun, our love knows no eclipse
I will love you with the frenzy of one thousand chimps
My passion is strong, strong just like my schlong
Your safest option is to play along
Keep your arms inside this train
Our destination is pleasure and pain
Your scent hits me like mustard gas
I'll cut your name upon my ass
Your luscious curves make my blood fizz
The sight of you makes my heart jizz
Such is my love for you that I lay a puppy on your pillow
And then I sprinkle it with chocolate
Ducks float buoyantly on a pond of my desire
Refracted in a labrynth of my pain