UncleSchmuckus.TTV
Deion   Cincinnati, Ohio, United States
 
 
My love for you is wider than the widest river of yoghurt
My bleeding heart is an open wound, I invite you to probe it
My tears of lust shine like the sun, our love knows no eclipse
I will love you with the frenzy of one thousand chimps
My passion is strong, strong just like my schlong
Your safest option is to play along
Keep your arms inside this train
Our destination is pleasure and pain
Your scent hits me like mustard gas
I'll cut your name upon my ass
Your luscious curves make my blood fizz
The sight of you makes my heart jizz
Such is my love for you that I lay a puppy on your pillow
And then I sprinkle it with chocolate
Ducks float buoyantly on a pond of my desire
Refracted in a labrynth of my pain
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Chicken Sub 25 de jul. às 15:07 
-rep cringer
Yummy 29 out. 2023 às 21:53 
-rep camper
Doggy 16 out. 2023 às 20:17 
+rep you've got a nice Ash
Sneaky El Jeffe 15 dez. 2022 às 22:00 
+rep twas an amazing match! Filled with festive snowman joy! :praisesun:(although my condolences to the nea, someone dying was not the intended outcome :missing:)
Savther 27 set. 2022 às 0:34 
+rep fun and altruistic survivor. Makes some nutty plays and is an awesome Twitch streamer? Yeah he's got it all :steammocking:
Sommerlands 20 jul. 2022 às 19:58 
Thank you for the fun game in VHS! Hope you have a lovely day! :D