Oi Oi Oi, femboy Deku??? I need that in my lÿfe

bro bank account diff. you're bronze 3 in chase, silver 2 in capital one and gold 5 in american express foh

what the monkey buddha doin'?

Monkey buddha was born before the creation of the multiverse. some say he was a spork (lol random XD) in his past human life in multiverse 0.5. he is very powerful and he collects souls of very very a lot of weegee with his lantern that he forged out of styrofoam to fuel his dance dance revolution game from dying. origins unknown but it is said that he was beforn the multiverse and he was a spork in his past human life. it is also said taht he might have come from an unused undertale file but these are rrumors started by Text_will_be_replace_with_username. some rumors also they are said that he appears in the cornor of ur room during the niht. sleep paralysts. i also saw him once a/ nite eating my sandhwich (with a spork lol xD). sleep tight noing thids informashioun. it is believed that his goal is to collect souls with his lantern. therewfore he collects them when ur sleeping aslwell. he is infamous for killing barack obama in 2049 because he is a republican.

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