1) You're reading this right now
2) You're realising this is a stupid fact
4) You didn't notice I skipped 3
5) You're checking now
6) You're smiling
7) You're still reading this even though it's stupid
9) You didnt realise I skipped 8
10) You're checking again and smiling at how you fell for it again
11) You're enjoying this
12) You didn't realise I was supposed to stop at 10