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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 7:08am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 7:24am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:32am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:32am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 5:01pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:26am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:31am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 7:13am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:26am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 7:38am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 7:38am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 6:49am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:10am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:57am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:46pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:03am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:47am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 7:21am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 5:22am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 7:21am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 7:38am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:42pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:36am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:28pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:13am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:17am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 7:38am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:09am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:31am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:38am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:09am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:09am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:05am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 7:40am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:13pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:41am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:09am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 5:01pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:49am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:37am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:36am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:12am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:10am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:55pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:50am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:49am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:31am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:15pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:11pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:24am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:13am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 7:38am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:24am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:14am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:57am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:10am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:29am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 7:39am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:23am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:03am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 5:01pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 11:34am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 7:40am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:32pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:33pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:33pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:33pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:33pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:37pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:32pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:33pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+9

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked