Describing this as "Wish.com Leisure Suit Larry" is pretty accurate.

After playing this quick lil' dirty game I gotta say I think there was some loss potential here. The basic set, setting, and characters are decent but it ends up not really going anywhere.


-Lol the title
-♥♥♥♥ and Ass, always a good thing
-Starts right up, no setup nonsense
-hotspot locator


-Generic and overly used sprite animations
-Same 15 second sound track on a loop. Its not too bad though, kinda like ♥♥♥♥ elevator music.
-Hotspot locator is buggy at times, will click on it and it lasts for like a second
-Minimal Steam achievements. I'm not big on these anyway so no big loss.
-Autosave only. Game is pretty short but I'm sure this is disappointing for the coomers out there.


-No voice acting really kills the whole experience. I can imagine getting a few good VA's would have brought things to life.
-Some scripting errors, things like explaining how an item will be useful because X said it is but you have yet to meet up with X
-At one point my cursor disappeared and I had to restart.


Overall game is pretty short and lacks depth. We end up losing out on a lot of opportunities for comedy or just to do interesting stuff.

That being said I feel after writing this review that me making those criticisms is like complaining that Porkys had shallow character development and blase cinematography. It’s a goofy comedy smut game, like I tell chicks at the bar ya gotta lower your standards here. Titles like this are to me what I think those cat puzzle games are to some people. Just a mindless way to pass the time. It’s like hygge for perverts. If you’re in the same category go ahead and pick it up but don't expect Leisure Suit Larry levels of entertainment and quality.

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Decided to write my review as a haiku:

I Play Click To Ten
My Precious Time Is Now Gone
Feel Very Stupid