Miranda, I've received numerous complaints about you from many of my students. Need I remind you that the "Temple of TjarleN" is a sacred place where magic is to be learned and perfected

Who, me? No

Explain why you attempted to transform Sam into a cat, but failed! He's now running around telling everyone his name is J'zargo!

Ok, so in Skyrim there's a guy...

Or why we have a guy named Patches in the hospital after you manipulated his mind into thinking he could trust fall off a cliff, and into the arms of his imaginary friends

That's insane! I'd never...wait, that worked?!

Or why Carla's complaining about rulers appearing under the bathroom door each morning?

Oh, I just wanted to see how long she was going to be..

MIRANDA!