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Corollary 1: Because a negative times a negative is a positive, gay sex is completely straight.
Corollary 2: Traps are a form of STD. If traps have a straight-gay value of 0, anyone who ♥♥♥♥♥ a trap becomes a trap because anything times 0 is 0.
In conclusion, traps are a disease and need to be purged.
20 people from our school graduated early and went to Harvard without taking the SAT. One person took the SAT, but merely wrote “I watch Rick and Morty” on his bubble sheet and essay. He received full marks.
Just by writing the words “Rick and Morty” my IQ has jumped to 300. The intro of the show is now comprehensible. It is now time to write Quora questions about this. How am I to know if I can watch an entire episode with such a low IQ?
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