Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her

She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the ♥♥♥ up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ log, ♥♥♥♥♥ u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U ♥♥♥♥♥, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop ♥♥♥♥♥. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙻𝚈 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎.
𝙳𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢.

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You kids just don't understand how significant Azur Lane is for modern gaming, The history of WW2 is too important to be forgotten and this generation has been largely not exposed to the rich and diverse legacy of naval warfare. Giving these storied ships character and personality is a genius way to help introduce these complex topics to the younger audience and dismissing them as being "weeb shipgirls" is derogatory and disrespectful. I play this game for the incredible gameplay and rich cast of ships that complement each other with complex synergies and rewarding combos. The Indianapolis is my favorite ship and I'm done with you guys calling her "loli bait" and "underage" she was launched over 80 years ago and her young appearance is just a personification of her superior speed and maneuverability unseen at the time in any other ship. She is caring and loyal and I won't forgive anyone that disrespects her.

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Triggered as ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!! How the ♥♥♥♥ even DARE you try to oppress and silence the opinions of a woman?! If you would educate yourself, you'd KNOW that the coefficient of oppression (denoted by the Greek letter ♂; rape = rape(1-♂) + power♂) has RISEN by at least 15% since the first post was made. It is no longer enough to simply take a male character with no discernible personality and make a visibly "female" version with absolutely no discernible personality. Without also giving her those traits which are uniquely FEMININE, we are reinforcing old gender roles and portraying women as merely the EQUALS of men. As ♂ continues to rise (which it does continuously, always, because), we need to FIGHT harder and harder against the Patriarchy. If YOU don't accept that what it means to be oppressed can change without a moment's notice, as measured by Feminist scientists, that is YOUR problem, and YOU need to educate yourself on the FACTS, Lord ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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