Eion
Eion   United States
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If a comic about a cat smoking a pipe can be the only thing in the universe, then maybe this is the strongest evidence for that.

Many of you say 'Oh, but I am not blind. I have never been blind.' But when you truly see you will understand just how truly blind you once were to even think it right to say you were not blind. What does a blind man see? Blackness. Darkness. Blankness. Black-darkness. Dark-blankness. The absence of things. Quite literally no-thing. No-things. Nothing. Nothings. So you see, nothing. And I bring you into the light. A cat has your pipe. You've been blind, do you understand this? The cat has your pipe!

You can't fully immerse yourself. You don't have the light. You don't have the radiance, the radical light, the radically radiant light of truth and truth's belonging love and nature of light and loving truthful radiance. So don't be bold and make bold statements, I know of you. The cat has your pipe.

The. Cat. Has. Your. Pipe. Remember that.
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cat grill 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:51pm 
Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her

She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the ♥♥♥ up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ log, ♥♥♥♥♥ u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U ♥♥♥♥♥, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop ♥♥♥♥♥. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
cat grill 16 May, 2021 @ 2:30pm 
𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎:
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙻𝚈 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎.
𝙳𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢.
cat grill 15 Apr, 2021 @ 7:15pm 
hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat
cat grill 4 Jun, 2020 @ 5:48pm 
You kids just don't understand how significant Azur Lane is for modern gaming, The history of WW2 is too important to be forgotten and this generation has been largely not exposed to the rich and diverse legacy of naval warfare. Giving these storied ships character and personality is a genius way to help introduce these complex topics to the younger audience and dismissing them as being "weeb shipgirls" is derogatory and disrespectful. I play this game for the incredible gameplay and rich cast of ships that complement each other with complex synergies and rewarding combos. The Indianapolis is my favorite ship and I'm done with you guys calling her "loli bait" and "underage" she was launched over 80 years ago and her young appearance is just a personification of her superior speed and maneuverability unseen at the time in any other ship. She is caring and loyal and I won't forgive anyone that disrespects her.
cat grill 2 Apr, 2020 @ 11:57am 
The Noble Intellectual pried his eyes away from the brightly glowing computer screen, his eyes now scanning across the room, looking for . . . Oh yes! There it is! Hanging crooked on the wall, was a black board filled with tally like markings. Despite the darkness of the basement, one could make out the words "Internet debates won". The seasoned Intellect grasped a chunk of bone white chalk ("bone white" he thought to himself, "a colour of haunting yet restrained Elegance") and rose from his seat with some resistance from gravitational forces.
cat grill 2 Apr, 2020 @ 11:57am 
Shifting his hefty frame (whom would exercise the body when one can exercise the mind?), he gradually made his way across the room, eventually arriving at the monument to his immense intellect. Slowly but careful, he carved a vertical white line against the board, and paused to admire his work. Satisfied, the astute internet scholar made his way back to his learning station, entering a tab containing pirated cartoons and shows. "I must reward myself" he mused, entering the search term "Rick and Morty", yes, he did indeed deserve a reward, for whom else but him could educate and lecture the plebian masses that dwell within that horrid abyss known as social media?