This Review was started 31 August 2021 and have recieved updates from time to time. Enjoy :D

This game makes me want to karate chop my desk slam my head agianst the wall while simultaneously getting anally penetrated by a horde of frogs, like i actually hate this game to a new level of hate not thought possible and its all cuz of this stupidly designed character like why the ♥♥♥♥ can this bish teleport through walls and just shove her big ass saw up my ahole just to go into a 0.1 second fatuige state and then teleport right into my insides and eat me from the inside when im trying to not die, devellopers actually understand the game less then a unborn baby, the only reason this game is somewhat acceptable is the absurd amount of women- ehh i mean chests, i love chests they are the reason i still play it

A little update, last 2 new killers has been The knight and The skull merchant with skull merchant easily being the worst killer theyve ever added, had no chase power at all the only thing she could do was holding 3 gens witch was way too strong and youd end up ripping your hair out and setting fire to it after being in a game for over an hour, her new "buff?" "rework?" dont even know but yeah the changes they made to her are in the right direction and all but now u have to play agianst her more often witch is awful and its still the same 3 genning i swear i will actually cause a man slaughter if the next killer is this boring. And the knight is just plain boring to play agianst and they always got their little camping ace in the sleeve if they play horribly. AND dont even get me started on the recent BUFFS to NURSE, the ♥♥♥♥ are yall thinking? I hope a rhino shoves their horn up every employees arse at bhvr that thought that was a good idea


2024 update:
taking a break cuz it sucks, 2v8 was fun but damn this game fell off

2025 update:
Been playing it a bit agian after break and WTF is happing bruh, HOW many gen block perks are there???? Game starts off with corrupt, hm. Fun! I cant work on 3/7 gens! NICE !:D My teammate completed a gen? Now i cant work on my generator for a million years?? FUN!! THANKS GUYS 👍 And with theese teammates i get with this *VERY GOOD* match making manages to have a whole 15 SECOND CHASE!! OMG WORLD RECORD!!! Killer goes to hook them and 2 things happen, either my gen goes BOOM! and is now blocked by deadmans (hehe painres deadmans #outplayed) OR he walks like a meter away from the hook and my gen and EVERY OTHER gen blocks for like 10 seconds or whatever (hehehe the infamous grim embrace skilled outplay)

and whats with EVERY one using a fkn map offering??? Why is the feature to just control what realm out of like 30 realms still a feature??? I get it theyre getting nerfed and people wanna use them before that but DAMN. ITS. EVERY. GAME. "Hehehe im gonna queue up nurse, take the 4 most op meta perks and addons and use a the game map offering!! HEHEHE!! OUTPLAY #cool"

Also the basement ritual perk is like the wierdest feature ive seen, what is the point of adding this? What did this achieve?? bro imagine queueing up for a game and 3 of ur random teammates just make them selves broken for the rest of the game for like 10 or 15% permanent gen progress XD omg guys so op!! 👍

complaints aside ive had some fun games and the new maps i havnt seen before are confusing but very cool (ALTHOUGH THE ONE WITH THE BIG ASS BASEMENT IS SO FKN DARK FOR NO REASON?!?!?)

last thing ive got to say for the 12/03/2025 update is what happend to medkits bruh? The BEST medkit (PURPLE) has as many charges then the WORST (GRAY/GREY) like what?? when did this happen?? Why?? What is the point of purple medkits anymore if i cant even heal myself with them twice without bringing a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iridescent addon to it?? XD!

Future updates will come when i feel like ranting, i know u all love them (PLS STOP MAKING HORRIBLE UPDATES BHVR)