it all started when I was born. My parents abandoned me in the woods before i even left the womb. I spent my days throwing rocks at birds, only for them to throw them back. I learned the world is real harsh, until you're like me, and carry around rolls of sandpaper. Yeah, that's how you make this world your sorry son of a gun bud, lots of sandpaper.
Known feats:
Taking Johnny Cash's advice and sewing my butthole back together.
Actually fighting someone irl after they dared me in TF2. My victory is classified.
noticing a change in the water levels after drinking a glass of water.
Somehow spending 160 hours in Goat Simulator. I now know all 17.5 languages of their kind.
Surviving the 'Infinite Monkey Paradox' incident.

She/Her.