,
ASTRONAUT, but lack the FUNDS?

Do you hate socialist BUGS or some useless communist AIs or these undemocratic SQUIDS?

Are you interested with more FREEDOM at your table or you just like "GUNS"?

Will you contribute to your community for more PROSPERITY, LIBERTY, and managed DEMOCRACY?

Do you want to keep your way of LIFE?

JOIN THE HELLDIVERS!

Drop down to the heads of our enemies travelling mach-F**K spreading managed DEMOCRACY!

With your fellow Helldivers, YOU! will get to travel for FREE! see new undemocratic LIFEFORMS, and most importantly, you can call FREEDOM with a few swipes in your freedom-pad.

[h3]Hey[/h3], [h1]YOU! YES! YOU![/h1] [h2]Do you want to be an[/h2] ASTRONAUT, but lack the FUNDS? Do you hate socialist BUGS or some useless communist AIs or these undemocratic SQUIDS? Are you interested with more FREEDOM at your table or you just like "GUNS"? Will you contribute to your community for more PROSPERITY, LIBERTY, and managed DEMOCRACY? Do you want to keep your way of LIFE? JOIN THE HELLDIVERS! Drop down to the heads of our enemies travelling mach-F**K spreading managed DEMOCRACY! With your fellow Helldivers, YOU! will get to travel for FREE! see new undemocratic LIFEFORMS, and most importantly, you can call FREEDOM with a few swipes in your freedom-pad.