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1 person found this review helpful
69.8 hrs on record (44.2 hrs at review time)
Hey
,
YOU! YES! YOU!

Do you want to be an
ASTRONAUT, but lack the FUNDS?

Do you hate socialist BUGS or some useless communist AIs or these undemocratic SQUIDS?

Are you interested with more FREEDOM at your table or you just like "GUNS"?

Will you contribute to your community for more PROSPERITY, LIBERTY, and managed DEMOCRACY?

Do you want to keep your way of LIFE?

JOIN THE HELLDIVERS!

Drop down to the heads of our enemies travelling mach-F**K spreading managed DEMOCRACY!

With your fellow Helldivers, YOU! will get to travel for FREE! see new undemocratic LIFEFORMS, and most importantly, you can call FREEDOM with a few swipes in your freedom-pad.
Posted 20 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
138.5 hrs on record (71.2 hrs at review time)
bruh its darksouls without fashion, but with jumping and grappling hook, and weird none darksouls mechanics... its ninjasouls
Posted 18 August, 2021.
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105.1 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Im only 5 hrs in, but i kinda see how this game's story, overall gameplay will go. I can recommend this game if your standards for the story is not high, sub-par dialogues, sub-par combat( deff some will standout), JRR Martin-esk arc characters, sub-par economy, sub-par sand box, and sub-par character developments.

I think they put their money and effort for the environment/Graphics and movement alone.

Kudos, still finishing it.
Posted 2 April, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
145.7 hrs on record (86.2 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. CD PR has done it again! releasing a new game that is. A new FPS IP, the games visuals is "breath taking" as Keanu Reaves would put it, if and only if you have an RTX 3090. Even with Nvidias 30 series cant even handle to perform in ultra rtx setting. The game's gameplay is half-baked and the story is comparably to an edgy "Blade Runner" fan fic story. The world is dense, populated, gorgeos, but with half-baked or non-existent life in it. the character are well thought out, yet the narrative story is unclear and is a mess. screen writers should have made more relatable and likeable characters instead, rather putting a band of edgy annoying and needy ones. what i mean by this is that literally everyone needs your help even though your leg is half in the grave with johnny in it as well.

PS> Fix Gravity/Melee System/mission cutscene/relative object weight/movement weight/contact weight/better anims/ car handling/car sound/realistic(comparable) shifting and rock/ damage out put/ explosion damage/ better level design... i can list more...

this game is an openworld borderland game with a different title, visible genitalia and clothing

will revise the good and bad later
Posted 7 January, 2021.
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13.4 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
jeez. You need $4k to buy the whole game. Get your stuff together microsoft.
Posted 15 December, 2017.
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82.1 hrs on record (29.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I don't know why this game is overly sexualized by the devs yet there is much little attention about the matter, yet overwatch is overwhelmed by thine controversy. Is it because its a F2P game and the people liked it?

Just why?

Still a good competitor of OW, though not better.
Posted 19 April, 2017.
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21.5 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
When RainMeter is getting dated to current standards..
Posted 12 February, 2017.
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83.7 hrs on record (50.2 hrs at review time)
Now you see here ladies and gentlemen, NO MAN's SKY. Its the game that died after 6 hours of its release and become the "worst over hyped game of all time" and the regrets of most gamers that bought it.
Good for you Xbox Gamers!

Edit:

2 years passed in the game, the Hello games is still supporting the game. Improvements has been made and in playable state (game you can enjoy). Most of the promises Shawn made are in the game now.

I hope they still improve the game and change the engine. The engine is still clunky but improvements will be made.
Posted 5 October, 2016. Last edited 8 December, 2018.
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