Mike was a Bike who had a Mic who liked to Fight and liked ♥♥♥ in his bum like his mum

very nice

Go without showering for a month. Hold that piss in for awhile then get down and grody. Start scrapping it off and toss it in a cup. Seal that and put it in your closest for a year. Age it longer if you want that stuff is like french wine.

Dearest sage, what must I due to cultivate the ultimate smegma?

good fire fight.

Didn't mean to hit you during the emote, sorry bud.