“Mr. Noodlez, the Queen of Sass”

Mr. Noodlez doesn’t walk—
he sashays,
tail flicking like a disco ball,
eyes glowing like a star who knows
they’re the main event.

He’s not just a cat—
he’s a diva in fur,
a flirt in a fur coat,
his purr a sexy hum,
commanding attention
with one look,
one cheeky wiggle of his tail.

He doesn’t ask for affection—
he demands it,
purring at your feet,
while his eyes say,
“Give me all your love, darling.”
And you do.
You can’t help it.

Noodlez steals your socks,
your heart,
your entire soul,
with a paw-flip and a sultry glance.
He’s soft as velvet,
but his confidence?
Sharper than a claw.

He’s not just a pet—
he’s a queen,
ruling your world with sass,
flirting with the universe.
And he knows—
you’re his.

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-rep scammed me out of my virginity

D:

-rep scatter brain

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