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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 6:49pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 8:48pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 17 May @ 8:27pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 17 May @ 8:27pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 May @ 8:27pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 17 May @ 8:27pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May @ 8:27pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 17 May @ 8:27pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:21pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:20pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 9:14pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 9:42pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 5:31pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:54am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:06pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 7:28pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:56pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:41am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 5:39pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 3:56pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 7:14pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:40am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:10pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 10:57pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:06pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:43am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:42am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:04pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 7:10am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:00am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:17pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:54am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 1:54am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:50pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 11:20pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:25pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:26pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:12pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:08pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:25pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 10:50pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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