Please don't send random friend requests without commenting who you are/why first!

Please don't spam trade requests.

Please don't spam me in general.

Appreciate it y'all!

Some things about me:

•I'm terrible at math.

•I'm terrible with relationship advise.

•I am extremely tunnel visioned.

•I have light blue eyes.

•I'm white.

•I'm fairly average in height, like 6'0 ft.

•I like to say howdy a lot.

•I like to swear a lot.

•I don't get out much.

•I like country music, rock, and country rock.

•My favorite place in the world, is home.

•I like swimming in lakes and rivers. Can't tell you how many times I've almost gotten bit by Copperhead and Cottonmouth snakes. Ahh, the good old days.

•Alabamian, born and raised. And before you say it, no. I don't have any intimate or romantic relations with my cousin. Y'all get us mixed up with people from Mississippi way too damn much.

•I've got a slight southern draw, so apologies if I start sounding unintelligible. I do my best to hide it but sometimes when I've gotten REALLY laid back on a game I might just start falling back on my draw.

•I'm a freedom loving, patriotic American, and whatever you're about to say about that, you're damn right!

•I'm a bit eccentric and optimistic as all get out, and my personality and mindset kinda follows the flow of "flow in the river, don't fight it".

•I'm a huge nerd in certain subjects such as history and strategy. You probably wouldn't think that once you've heard my voice and hear the things I say, but...yeah. I would say don't judge a book by it's cover, but the last time I stopped judging books by covers I read a book that had no cool cover art at all, and the ♥♥♥♥ was as boring as I thought it'd be before I read it. Getting a bit off track but seriously I hate this analogy, even though it's true in most cases.

•I am naturally southerly hospitable, and I don't like getting in fights and drama. I try to be as polite as possible, but sometimes I might accidentally break this rule when me and a few buds of mine get carried away. It plays into my optimism a bit too much.

•I'm mostly very laid back, which often makes me do and say some extremely stupid stuff. I often speak before I think when I'm in these moods.

•NO I'M NOT FROM F*CKING TEXAS! LORDY Y'ALL KNOW THERE'S OTHER SOUTHERN STATES RIGHT?! IT'S NOT JUST TEXAS! I do love Texas toast though :).

•I don't like cheese. It looks nasty. Yellowy yellow fever lookin' yellow ♥♥♥♥. Bleugh.

•I like cornbread. Nothing beats cornbread. Cornbread is best bread.

•My favorite words of wisdom and encouragement, is the quote, "♥♥♥♥ it".

•My mind is VERY streamlined, I often don't think outside the box on things when I'm focused on stuff. Like there are times where my mind is equivalent to a baked pancake sitting in the middle of a desert steaming like a hot pile of sh!t after some fat guy ate some Taco Bell, and then there are other times where my mind is still a pancake except it's in a very refrigerated environment and has control of when and when it doesn't get eaten. This analogy makes no sense and that's because my mind is a baked pancake.

•I unfortunately suffer from short term memory loss pretty badly, I am a very forgetful person. I don't mean that in an offensive way, I genuinely do struggle to remember things, so apologies if I don't recognize you immediately right off the bat.

•Some people say I sound like a grown ass man in his 50s...I'm only 21. Stop saying I'm old, Felix.

•I REALLY don't like generally negative and pessimistic (opposite of optimistic) people. Racists and sexists, as well as generally toxic people, are an automatic DC for me from the lobby.

•I've never lived in a city before, been raised in the country my whole life. Never left the south as well, furthest north I've ever gone was Tennessee.










And uh, that's it. Thanks for reading this far! If you skipped all the way down here cause you didn't feel like reading all that, that's understandable!

Hope you have a swell and pleasant day!