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muda muda ora ora

I will change my review to positive when they remove the tower xp mechanic or make it obsolete

I have never raced irl or used any of these fancy supercars. But my mind can't even comprehend the controls. These shouldn't work the way they are. Maybe that's on me but I have no more fun. Driving around the map is fun tho.

Dumbest boss fight ever award goes tooooo...

sexiest Lara yet

I never and still do not know or understand what touhou is. Ye I get it they're all bullet hell games which I play a lot of but I never got its charm. Graphics are good, didn't expect much but still, you get the point. Didn't find story interesting. Didn't care enough to read all of the text later on. Gameplay is, to me, bad. It lacks feedback. Your character doesn't flinch, doesn't get i-frames, not even a hurt sound at all. Enemies are the same also. They don't feel like they just got shot by ice magic.

I honestly don't understand this game. Like yeah, it's fun to shoot bad guys but it feels lacking and pointless.

This game is harder than your ♥♥♥♥ will ever be looking at these girls...

Seriously, we're talkin about dark souls kinda difficulty but worse because it's mostly RNG
If I could give a "meh", I would but I'm giving a thumbs down because the review page will be bloated with thumbs ups because hentai.

If you loved HP1 for what it is, like being more than an adult game by having actual character development, girls surprising you or having good girls(Audrey), don't buy the game. Just look up the CGs and move on it's not worth it. The game is hard af and I probably spent 8 hours on the last 5 dates and at that point I didn't feel like I accomplished anything. Here is the character progression for this game:
Oh we have something in common -> Date -> I love you -> Date -> ♥♥♥♥

Story aspect aside the CGs aren't good either. I obviously didn't buy this game to have a wank as I don't like hentai normally but I didn't even get a tingling sensation in my wiener.

The game gets really old real quick too. You have a lot of grinding to do but even then the late game is such a bore that if I didn't play for the memes, I would've given up and fired up an entertaining video.

Anyways, it's not good for quick wank, I would assume but it is what it is. It's not expensive and a lot of love was put into it but that doesn't quite do the trick. This game is just a "meh". I give 6/10

With all other things going around me, I lost my will to play video games. I couldn't even stand it for half an hour. I booted up this game today and played for 2 hours straight. You really can't go wrong with boomer shooters, can you?






Also don't waste you time trying to stealth. This game is best played like a maniac.

Cyberpunk's so mediocre it left me wanting to finish this game for real.

I have an online class rn I should listen but I'm clicking circles.