Ahem. Welcome to the steam page of the one, the only, [LANW] Sunken Squid. You may be wondering what the significance if the name "Sunken Squid" could possibly be. But the real question is why on earth you're looking at my profile at all. Are you here in hopes of becoming enlightened? To make peace with the godly powers of the universe? Well... if you are... then I have but one thing to say to you: Screw off. Don't come back. Delete your Steam account. Move to India or Nepal and meet with some wise Guru. Anywho... POOF! POOF! Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, and all that good stuff.

Sincerely yours,

--(The one, the only) Sunken Squid