Heyo! I’m the me you probably came to see (or maybe you’re just lost in the void—who knows?)
I am just a fellow weeb and game, rotting away in front of my screen. If I don't know who you are or why you are and you wish to speak, plead your case -or else, begone in the abyss!

If you're just moseying about, well, I JUST ran out of cake, so I have nothing left for you :3

For those brave souls who dare to stay:

If you're someone new, why are you here? Who threw you into this chaos? What cosmic twist brought you here? What did I do to deserve your presence? And if all of the following confuses and scares you, good -it's meant to. But If you're still here, well... um... good for you. You must be immune to autistim. If you're a friend just looking at my new profile description, you know what you got yourself into