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Bananas are radioactive, but the amount is so small it's harmless.
The human stomach can dissolve razor blades.
The Earth's magnetic field helps animals navigate.
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Ants take rest for around 8 minutes in a 12-hour period.
Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water.
Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand.
Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine.
The Eiffel Tower actually grows during the summer months.
Octopuses have three hearts.
All clown fish are born male and can become female later in life.
Dolphins can hold their breath underwater for eight to ten minutes.
A baby kangaroo is called a joey.
A group of hyenas is called a cackle.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

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