Dear Blueye,

It seems your favourite game has shifted in the last two years.
We, at Killerwhale Inc., are happy to see that you lost one addiction and started two others. This will give us more work to do so we can milk our victims support our customers even better!
At this moment your favourite games seem be “Celeste” (1316hrs) and “Rocket League” (2035 hrs).
From this point in time, we will track your progress and write a new support plan.
Thanks for participating in our addiction check program.
Killerwhale Inc.

--This is a free trail programme --
--This message acts as our baseline for future research--
--TEXT “STOP IT YOU D*CKWADDLE” to 911 to cancel this free trial programme--

Dear Blueye,
Our valued customer Mudkipz has recommended you for our bi-annual Dota 2 addiction check.
As of this moment, you have a total of 6088 hrs in Dota 2.
You spend 253,67 days total into Dota 2. This is worrying.
We are glad that Mudkipz recommended you and can not wait to work together.

Thanks for participating in our addiction check program.
Killerwhale Inc.

--This is a free trail programme --
--This message acts as our baseline for future research--
--TEXT “STOP IT YOU D*CKWADDLE” to 911 to cancel this free trial programme--

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