-69 rep

This man is the worst smelling of the rare pygmy Deepwater Jews. Working in a different department, I invited him to my department's office party out of pity. He showed up two hours late wearing nothing but a torn ugly Christmas sweater (it was July 4th) and brought a potato salad that was all potato and no salad. He literally brought a metal bucket full of raw potatoes. When I asked him where he got these potatoes, while holding my breath for his stench was too great for my nose to bear, he answered, "From the fields, father." I am not a priest and I'm pretty sure we're the same age. After this strange exchange, he beat his chest with both hands and tried to slither away like a snake. I alerted security out of fear that his poisonous Jew bite would harm someone and he was fired and kicked out. I hoped to never see him again after that and yet now I find him here on Steam. It's a small world.

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