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I can give my Flip Knife Marble Fade for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

Dear sir,

after sending back your ziplock bag of gold painted rocks that you considered "13 karat gold nuggets found on a soul searching pilgrimage in Tibet with a quadriplegic hooker you picked up in Singapore", we find it truly unfortunate that you can not undrestand the concept of "Do Not Contact Us Again"

Your fraudulent attempt to extort money from our seasoned geologists (who are experts in identifying precious metals) has forced us to take extreme action; this is your final warning before we contact authorities. Your "rocks" have shown up in our inventory three times now. We will no longer attempt to return them, but will keep them as evidence. You are not entitled to any money, especially the ludicrous amount of $1,423,01,92 you demanded for your Cash 4 Gold payment.Your petition for an "ungreased,backdoor, Hammertime lovemaking session" with our telemarketer's Carol and Tracy is feral and preposterous. Your absurd request to reimburse your postage ($167,.45, $138.33, & $142.73) is unwarranted and completely illicit. As a reminder Mr. Haberny, Ed McMahon passed away June 23, 2009. It is not only disrespectful but also utterly moronic to request that he host your birthday party at McDonald's.

This is the last time we will be in contact with you.

Sincerely,

Jeff Aronson

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